Happy 50th Birthday, Take advantage of Macchio!

News of Take advantage of Macchio’s 50th birthday needs to be reason to celebrate and consider the existence and work of one of the 󈨔s best celebs. That is! Whenever you sort out the fact Take advantage of Macchio is 50 — as well as the implications it's for your relaxation people. I'm speaking about, what’s left of my ideas after today’s Brett Ratner-Olivia Munn-ocean food onanism meditation is completely blown. Might be the title character in the blockbuster family film that was the touchstone of my own, personal 9h special birthday a genuine half-century old? Exactly how should we commemorate the marriage? I appear like could wax on all day long lengthy relevant for this. Ahem. Anyway, please lead your individual sincere if vulnerable birthday wishes below. And possess an excellent 50th, Mr. Macchio! [Due to The Awl for your heads-up.]